Sampson: Gregory, we will not be made to sub off the pitch!!!!
Gregory: For then we would be bench warmers!
Sampson: No we will not be disgraced.
Gregory: We will try our best and we at least draw!
Sampson: I kick like horse!
Gregory: You may kick like a horse but your aim is trash!
Sampson: A player of Real Madrid moves me……
Gregory: I doubt you move them! To move is to stir and to be brave is to stand, therefore you run away!!!!!!
Sampson: While I stand they will know my name and what a striking man I really am!
Gregory: Well, well, well. If what you say is true, make thy move, because here come two of Real Madrid players!
Sampson: My mission is on! I will be back!
Gregory: You are leaving?
Sampson: No, fear not.
Gregory: I don’t fear you, I fear them! The Real Madrid! Here they come!
Sampson: Get ready and let them move first.
Gregory: I will stick forth my tongue as they pass by as an insult.
Sampson: I will nutmeg them as they come, if they can bear the humiliation!
Enter Abraham and Balthasar
Abraham: Do you stick out your tongue at us!?
Gregory: I do stick forth my tongue sir.
Abraham: Do you stick your tongue at US?
Gregory, to Sampson: Of course we do ay!
Sampson: Of course not……
Gregory: Na bro, I do not stick my tongue out to you, but i do stick out my tongue.
Sampson: Do you have a problem with that?!
Abraham: A problem? No Problem!
Sampson: Neither do I, Im perfectly alike with you.
Abraham: Alike? Hardly! Your no better than me!
Sampson: No, I am much better you!
Abraham: You lie…..
Sampson: (Nuts’s Abraham) Told you so!
Abraham: How dare you!!!!!!!!
Sampson: Get ready Gregory, be a man! Remember to break ankles!
They fight!
Enter BENVOLIO
Benvolio: Split it up you fools! Don’t you realize what you are doing!
Enter TYBALT
Tybalt: What are you doing among these unwanted players! Move away Benvolio, look upon those broken ankles!
Benvolio: I am just keeping the peace, Either fight me or help me keep the peace and the ankles unbroken!
Tybalt: What! You talk of peace and still challenge me! Peace! I hate the word just as I hate hell and Barcelona!! Come at me coward!
Enter more players from Barca and Real Madrid who join the fight, then spectators with clubs who join the battle!
First spectators: Clubs, guns and terrorists! Strike! Beat them down! Down with Barca, down with Madrid!!!
Enter Madrid manger and co-manager.
Madrid Manager: What is this!? Get me my boots!
Madrid co manager: Your boots? You say? Why do you call for your boots?
Madrid Manager: My boots! The Barca team is here! My adidas elite golden stud, stretchy lace’s, limited edition with fold flex technology! The enemy is taunting me! I must strike.
Enter Barca manager and co manager
Barca Manager: The villainous Madrid! Let me at them!
Barca co-manager: Do not strike! Your Underarmor diamond stud extra grip superspeed lightweight microfibre composite boots are too valuable for this contest.
Enter referee with sideline attendants
Referee: Rebellious players, teams to peace, Will you not listen? You men you beasts! Put out the fire of your rage and stop as not to disturb our feilds. If again disturb the peace, your dignity will suffer at the fate of the dreaded RED CARD! You Madrid manager, come with me. Barca manager, come this afternoon.
Exit everyone but Barca manager, Barca co manager and Benvolio
Barca manager: Who started this? Speak Nephew!
Benvolio: The Madrid and Barca a punch up they had, broken ankles and destroyed boots, it really was a disaster! The crowed joined in, this battle continued, yes it did! Until the brave ref stepped in.
Barca co manager: Wheres Romeo? have you seen him today? I am happy he was not in this fray!
Benvolio: Uncle, do you know how this began?
Barca manager: I don’t know the cause.
Enter Romeo
Benvolio: Here he comes so step aside!
Barca Manager: Come co manager, we will leave.
Exit Barca manager and co manager
Benvolio: Good morning Romeo.
Romeo: Good morning.
BY LUKA, MATAI AND CORIN
